This morning I awoke after a mostly sleepless night due to the babe’s inability or unwillingness (who knows) to sleep. I went to bed around midnight (relishing in some quiet, alone time before bed as I do on occasion) and awoke around one to a thrashing child. I attempted all my tactics to get her so sleep for about an hour and a half when I finally threw in the towel and toted the both of us downstairs and turned my computer on. I could have gotten all my editing done, but instead I got caught up ordering some needed items for Maisy and got around to a dollop of editing just before the clock struck “you’ve been awake in the middle of the night for 3 hours and you’re baby is suddenly not happy about it.” First I had some poo poo stench to get rid of and then we were off to what appeared to be a fluffy haven promising sweet dreams. Promptly upon laying down with Maisy by my side she resumed her thrashing and complaining and I went back to the drawing board to get her to sleep. Lo and behold we eventually got back to sleep after 3.5 total hours of random wakefulness smack dab in the middle of the night.
In the morning I promptly picked up my phone and read, “Good morning love! How are you?” Instead of responding in kind, as I did not have it in me to put forth the pretense of cheerfulness, I texted my husband (who is grandma sitting at my in-laws for the weekend), “As soon as you are finished up at church this morning can you come get the girl? I’m tapped out.”
“Also, do not utter a word to me today that is not uplifting unless you would like me to bite your face off.”
Long hours later he arrives and leaves toting our 14-month-old night terrorist away from my premises and I move zombie-like forward through some redecorating efforts. I caught myself just sitting on random pieces of furniture one too many times and decided I would be a much better home-maker after catching up on some sleep.
I immediately came down from the bookshelf I was sitting on and traipsed upstairs, vehemently looking forward to the drug-like stupor I knew I would partake of shortly. I lay in my empty bed, in my empty house and proceeded to conjure baby’s cries out of thin air. I lingered in my sleep deprived body’s intoxicatingly half-asleep pleasantries while suffering my mommy body’s waves of tingling chemical readiness to bolt upright without a moment’s notice for my nonexistent baby. But sleep won out in fairly short order and I blinked out of my rock hard sleep an hour later ready to conquer the world. I settled for photographing a wedding.